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B"L,A!D$E% A!X8E% F&L,Y9T4 S3H(O/C#K+W7A!V6E% G'E%M-I)N.I) P0A!N.D$A! I)R2O/N.F&I)S3T4 P0E%R2I)S3H( G'A!L,V6A!T4R2O/N. - ALL THAT, IT'S TIME FOR THE BORING BIT, - F - B"L,A!D$E% A!X8E% F&L,Y9T4 S3H(O/C#K+W7A!V6E% G'E%M-I)N.I) P0A!N.D$A! I)R2O/N.F&I)S3T4 P0E%R2I)S3H( G'A!L,V6A!T4R2O/N. - ! RONAL BHAN 23 RUSSEL STREET LOWER HUTT WELLINGTON NEW ZEALAND. - ! MATT CROOK TOTARA STORE MAIN ROAD THAMES NEW ZEALAND. - ! ALEC POLSON 18 MEXTED CRESENT PORIRUA WELLINGTON NEW ZEALAND. - ! SIMON MITCHELL 75 NINTH AVENUE JOSLIN, S.A. AUSTRALIA, 5070. - ! ROBERT NORRIS P.O.BOX 57 FRANKLIN, TAS. AUSTRALIA, 7113 - ANDREW 143 ORANGE AVENUE MILDURA, VIC. AUSTRALIA, 3500 - ! ADNAN KLANCEVIK 2 SOMERTON CRESCENT ST ALBANS, VIC. AUSTRALIA, 3021 - ! VIT SPINKA KRYMSKA 21 LIBERC 8 460 08 CZECH REPUBLIC - ! TOAN HUYNH UNIT 208 110 ELIZABETH STREET RICHMOND NORTH, VIC. AUSTRALIA, 3121 WELL, AFTER A WEEK OF FRUSTRATION, - HAS FINALLY FINISHED THIS PIECE OF WORK....... AND WHY WAS I SO FRUSTRATED??? WELL, SIMPLY BECAUSE THE - I WAS USING TO CODE THIS FUCKED UP - TIMES BEFORE IT DECIDED TO WORK PROPERLY!! SO IN SHORT, I RECODED THE WHOLE OUTFIT - TIMES!! AND BECAUSE OF THIS, I AM GOING TO ABANDON MY COPY OF IT AND GET MYSELF A NICE NEW ONE......... ANYWAY, I MADE THIS NEW - BECAUSE OUR MEMBERSTATUS HAS CHANGED - SINCE THE LAST ONE WAS MADE........ - LEFT (BON VOYAGE DUDE!!), - CHANGED HIS HANDLE INTO - MOVED TO ADELAIDE (TO DO - ), AND MYSELF AND - GROUP....... SO WITH ALL THESE CHANGES, I DECIDED TO MAKE ANOTHER CHANGE: - ANYWAY, AFTER ALL THAT, IT'S TIME FOR THE BORING BIT, THE CREDITS!!! PROGRAMMING AND 1X1 CHARSET BY - (WHO ELSE??), LOGO BY - , 2X1 CHARSET BY - , AND THE BRILLIANT ZAK BY AN - FOR HIS HELP WITH THE - CODE........ YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY WRITING SOME SCROLLTEXT YOURSELF........ IT IS SUCH FUN FILLING MEMORY WITH ANY MINDLESS DRIVEL YOU FEEL LIKE, WITH THE THOUGHT IN MIND THAT NO ONE WILL - READ IT........ IT GIVES YOU A NICE WARM GLOW IN YOUR TUMMY!! ANYWAY, ON FRIDAY I WENT - WITH MY BEST MATE, - , AND HIS COUSIN - . HONESTLY, IT WAS ONE OF THE WORST GAMES I'VE EVER HAD, BECAUSE I LOST - !!! EVERY ONE, I TELL YA!! I MEAN, OUT OF - GAMES YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT I'D WIN AT LEAST ONE!! AH WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING (DON'T I KNOW IT!!)........ I'VE BEEN A BIT PISSED OFF LATELY, COZ THE POWERPACK TO MY - BLEW UP, SO I HAD TO BORROW ONE FROM A MATE DOWN THE ROAD. ANYWAY, I GO ABOUT GETTING A NEW ONE. NO SOONER DO I SPEND - ON AN AD IN THE PAPER, MY UNCLE (WHO HAPPENS TO BE A - ), WALTZES UP AN OFFERS TO BUILD ME ONE FOR NOTHING!! SO THERES 10 DOLLARS DOWN THE TUBE. POSSIBLY I CAN CANCEL THE AD, BUT I DOUBT IT, SINCE THE NEWSPAPER GOES OUT ON - (IT'S SUNDAY TODAY!). IS ANYBODY STILL READING THIS?? IF YOU ARE YOU'RE IN LUCK!! COZ NOW, I'M GOING TO (ATTEMPT TO) TELL A JOKE!! HERE WE GO: A BLOKE WALKS IN TO A - , WANTING PLASTIC SURGERY DONE ON HIS - !! THE DOCTER ASKED HIM WHY. 'WELL', HE SAID. 'THIS REALLY HORNY LADY LIVES IN THE CARAVAN NEXT DOOR TO MINE, AND THE OTHER DAY I WAS LOOKING THROUGH HER WINDOW, WHEN I SAW A WIERD THING. SHE TOOK A - OUT OF THE FRIDGE, STUCK IN A HOLE IN THE FLOOR, SAT ON IT AND HAD A BALL!! SO I SET MY BRAINS THINKING, AND THE NEXT DAY WHEN SHE DID THIS I WHIPPED THE SAUSAGE OUT AND SHOVED MY - UP THE HOLE!! ANYWAY, EVERYTHING WAS GOING FINE UNTIL SOMEONE KNOCKED AT THE DOOR. SHE THEN PROCEEDED TO KICK IT UNDER THE STOVE!!' HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! SOUNDS A BIT PAINFUL IF YOU ASK ME!! OK THEN, FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL READING THIS, I SALUTE YOU FOR HAVING THE COURAGE TO READ THIS FAR!! ANYWAY I'M OUT OF HERE........ - -